who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr
whoop there it is
I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep
When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles
accidentally liking someones instagram picture from 37 weeks ago
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
Make room for Jesus
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
when will the rest of the world catch up
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
how can i take selfies without wanting to kill myself afterwards
this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line